come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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