My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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