How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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