SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
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I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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