i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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