Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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