I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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