Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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