Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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