Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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