seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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