I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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