I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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