yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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