your thong is hanging out like whoa
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
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That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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