physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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