is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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