don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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