Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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