i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
