Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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