It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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