You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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