You're completely useless in the revolution.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I don't deserve a penis
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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