so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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