That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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