Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
look no pants
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
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Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
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I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.