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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right.  I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.

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  Ew, and?!

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  Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.

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• (408): View more from California

  Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.

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  First world problems.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...

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• (206): View more from Washington

  So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?

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• (607): View more from New York

  Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.

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