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(479): View more from Arkansas

Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.

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(310): View more from California

My entire life is one complicated drinking game

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(217): View more from Illinois

i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.

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(248): View more from Michigan

i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you

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(303): View more from Colorado

They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest

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(228): View more from Mississippi

I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.

(1-228): View more from Mississippi

Probably on drugs.

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