i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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