i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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