In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I love having hate sex.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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