will power is for people who don't want to get laid
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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