so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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