my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
It's not a walk of shame if you run
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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