I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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