but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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