if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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