She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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