ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Is Oprah even human
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