ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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