I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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