I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Dicks are not precious.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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