What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
