I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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