Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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