so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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