Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
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