Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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