he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Randomize
