I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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