Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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