so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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