even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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