I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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