This girl is more easily done than said...
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Randomize
