There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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