no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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