I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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