I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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